Puppy eats ABC magnets
PLYMOUTH, England, May 9 (UPI) -- A puppy in England had to undergo emergency surgery after eating several alphabet fridge magnets.
Golden Labrador Jack was recovering from being neutered when his owner, Emma Keers, said she noticed that her pooch had eaten the magnets, The Daily Telegraph reported Saturday.
"After Jack's surgery, he was sleepy after the anesthetic so I put him in the kitchen to recover overnight," Keers said. "The next morning I noticed the whole alphabet was missing from the fridge though Jack wasn't showing any signs of being ill."
Veterinary surgeon Robert Newcombe said the puppy had to be operated on right away.
"The letters were well chewed and not easy to identify and as well as finding around 30 pieces of chewed plastic, he had eaten some white rubbery cloth," Newcombe said.
Now for some American-style mayhem:
KC police use Taser to apprehend nude man
Kansas City police this morning used a Taser gun on a nude man after he fled the scene of his overturned car just east of Bruce R. Watkins Parkway.
Police answered a call about an overturned vehicle in a creek bed in the 5900 block of Agnes Avenue about 9 a.m. When police arrived at the scene, the man was being treated for gash to his head.
Police chased him about a block where the man’s escape was blocked by bushes in the backyard in the 5800 block of Chestnut. The man, described as 6 foot 5 inches and weighing 200 pounds, started growling and reciting the Lord’s Prayer.
Police said they warned him several times, but he continued to resist their efforts to subdue him before a Taser was used.
The man was undergoing medical care late today.
Our Father, which art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come;
thy will be done,
in earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive them that trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us from evil.
[For thine is the kingdom,
the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.]
Amen.
And the lord God ignited him with volts of redemption administered by pig-beings...
Speaking of which, I've been playing some Duke Nukem 3D lately, after hearing Duke Nukem Forever was finally canceled. They ran out of funding. Considering it was in development for 12 years, it was probably going to be the best game ever, not that I could play on my laptop.
These nasty foes are called "Octobrains".
After you beat the second boss, Duke tears off its head and shits down its throat while reading a newspaper. I consider it to be the peak of gaming cinematics.
The mascot of Duke University is a Blue Devil (Lucifer, as pointed out at Black Dog Star), seen in their logo with one eye:
In the above logo, a few things stand out to me: The pillar shape on the left and the crescent moon shape on the right, making a "Dark pillar" of Freemasonry. Perhaps the light pillar is red (red = fire, material light) and the dark one is blue (water, where no light is found in the depths)? There is also a Saturn hexagon formed by the space in the middle (looks like a crystal or something) and a trapezoid coming out of the left side of the image with the single eye "above" it. The decapitated head is pretty obvious too.
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