Saturday, July 18, 2009

Releasing the Demons

Police: Nurse shot ex-husband in groin to release 'demons'

CHATTANOOGA — A nurse accused of shooting her ex-husband in the groin inside his chiropractic clinic while their two young daughters waited outside had written in her diary that she needed to create "portals of exit" for demonic spirits, a detective testified Friday.

Brown said Tina Loher's' diary contained an entry that included: "Terry is filled with three demonic spirits. One is assigned to me, one to each of my children. The purpose is to destroy us. The only way Terry will stop trying to destroy us is if the spirits exit his body today. I will have to create three portals of exit, that way they can leave."


Weird.

Also, I'm not sure how strapping panties to your head is supposed to reduce the risk of "snoring yourself to death", like this ad implies:

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You do realize that beyond her insanity, her instincts as to approximately where the demons may have entered him may have been dead on?

skrambo said...

His nether stargate? Yes. I don't think that's what she was thinking (I'm actually thinking the guy did something sexual against their will to all 3 of them, but that is probably just my twisted mind connecting dots, the "demons which entered him" are probably just his formerly closeted homosexual tendencies which led to him leaving his family behind), but intuitively she was aiming close to his "exit portal".