McDonald's is made out of people!

Woman Found Dead at McDonald's Food Processing Plant

INDUSTRY, Calif. — A 40-year-old woman has been found dead in a machine at a Southern California food processing plant that is a major supplier for McDonald's restaurants.

Los Angeles County sheriff's detectives say the woman's body was found early Tuesday at Golden State Foods in the City of Industry, an east Los Angeles suburb. Investigators believe her death was accidental.

No other details were given about her death or about the woman except that she was an employee.

The Irvine-based company has distribution centers across the nation. Its Web site says the company supplies McDonald's and developed the sauce for the restaurant's Big Mac in the 1960s.

I bet you thought McDonald's was rat meat (or worm meat). Nope. Human meat. I had speculated on this the last time I was in Atlanta, that there was something terribly wrong with the whole McDonald's corporation and their "food" and it had to do with cannibalism. If I have to eat fast food, I prefer Wendy's or Checkers (or Dairy Queen if it's available, though I haven't had any in a couple years, I rate based on the fries really), because for something to be as widespread as McDonald's there has to be something weird in what they're cooking up.

Here's a version with a couple more details, and a more fitting headline:

La Puente woman crushed by robot at McDonald's supplier in Industry

(The first one I posted was the initial report, this one and all others following that first one are probably softened up to keep people going to McDonald's)


(the above image was most likely altered in photoshop, but it could just be artifacts from a lossy JPEG)