Wednesday, April 8, 2009

ShamWow guy beats up prostitute

The ShamWow guy got arrested for beating up a prostitute (I'm guessing they were super fucked-up, she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go so he punched her a lot), and looking through the photos like the sick bastard I am, I found this:



Interesting tattoo she's got there!!



(This is a sham, btw. Who could have guessed, with the word "sham" in the name of the damn thing?)



Quotes to live by: "Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life."

"You're gonna love my nuts"

Doesn't he remind you of Moe from The Simpsons (as seen in my post below)? He's got a similar accent, just less scratchy and old sounding.

The irony in his commercials in relation to this event is amazing. "Slap all your troubles away", he says in the Slap Chop commercial. Maybe he used a ShamWow to clean the blood off his face...

2 comments:

Atareye said...

If you look at the picture of the Sham guy notice the tear lines. That musta hurt real fucking bad!

skrambo said...

Thanks. :)

I think it was karma... You dupe people and look what you get, a masonic sex-slave attempting to tear your tongue out of your head (Reminds me of how under some religious beliefs they cut your tongue off for lying), he must have shammed the wrong guy... If you look closely at the part where he soaks the soft drink out of the carpet tile, you can tell they replaced the one he poured the coke on with one that was only slightly stained and the shamwow was already full of liquid (plus there's magically no more coke spilled under it)

Interesting wv (666) there...