"Hey, there's a guy standing there and he looks like Jesus" (updates)

Man Believes Jesus Surfaced On His Guitar



Joe Lepore Said Jesus' Image Appeared

Joe Lepore said he made a guitar recently and about four days after he finished, a mysterious image suddenly appeared.
He said you can see Jesus.
"I started looking at it and I'm like hey, there's something in there. Then I saw a face. I go, that's weird. Then I started looking at it again, then I turned it over and I saw this face and I say, 'Hey, there's a guy standing there and he looks like Jesus,'" said Lepore.
Lepore said he is not going to sell the guitar instead he plans to keep it in the family.

Keep it in the family = incestuous bloodline

Lepore sounds like "leper"

I actually think it looks a little more like "Pyramid Head", from the video game Silent Hill 2.



I also see a big mushroom or an upside down Ankh.


(It's a mushroom, I swear)


Another story:

Berlusconi appears half-naked in Italian artwork

Silvio Berlusconi appears with a giant pair of wings and little else in a new work of art, an equally scantily clad female minister next to him in the composition that is creating a sensation.

"I did it as a joke!" the artist, Filippo Panseca, told the Associated Press on Tuesday. "I've been doing all sorts of works for 50 years, I didn't expect to raise such clamor with this."

A joke. Sure.

Okay, I saw a 33 in this story which is part of why I decided to post it here (along with the Horus and "scarlet whore" symbolism), but it seems to have disappeared completely. Maybe it was the 55x55? Weird.

The work shows Berlusconi, bare torso, with wings extending around Carfagna and a piece of cloth covering his private parts. Carfagna, her chest also bare and a red cloth below her belly, is turned toward Berlusconi, their heads close but eyes not looking at each other.

The work has been reproduced on many Italian newspapers and Internet Web sites.

Panseca said the work is based on photos of the two subjects he saw on the Internet, which were then digitally altered. Their heads are pasted on the naked, almost neoclassical-looking figures.

"I did an elaboration and came up with an idyllic, bucolic image," Panseca said in the phone interview.

There was no comment from Carfagna, who in recent months has tried to counter her former image as TV beauty with a somber style - chaste suits and a short haircut.

The 72-year old Berlusconi, known for his flamboyant style and appreciation for female beauty, has also not publicly commented.

The 55-by-55 inch canvas, which Panseca said was completed last month, went on display for the first time as part of an art exhibition in Savona, on Italy's northwestern coast.

Also on display is a separate work by Panseca showing Berlusconi's wife, a former actress. Veronica Lario is shown as a winged figure, naked, a large bust exposed in the painting that dates to 1992 and has been shown in Milan before.

The show, Art&Savonnerie, opened Sunday and runs through May 10.

Panseca said he has not talked to either Berlusconi or Carfagna. He said he would be happy for Berlusconi to buy the work, at a price of the premier's choosing. He said he would give the entire amount to victims of the quake that hit Italy earlier this month.

"If he wants it he can have it," Panseca said. "I cannot give it as a present as it would be further imposition."

Panseca, a Palermo-native, was prominent in the 1980s because he was the set designer at party meetings and other events for another politician, the late Socialist leader Bettino Craxi, then at the height of his power. Craxi, who died in the year 2000 in disgrace following corruption scandals, was close to Berlusconi, then a media tycoon based in Milan.