Wednesday, April 8, 2009

New Simpsons full of weird stuff

I saw a screenshot of the new Simpsons episode showing Moe holding up a child (it's actually a midget) in a red dress. Doesn't look good...

So I will post it here and type in what I feel is actually being shown...

The Simpsons - Eeny Meeny Maya Moe Can't embed it, sorry! It probably won't work in countries beside USA either :( Maya, like Mayan calendar?

The intro has a Raven fly across the screen. The Raven is a known symbol of Lucifer.

After Homer is hit by the car, he is shown naked with a beer can replacing his erect phallus while sitting with the rest of his family on the couch (makes me wonder if they also drew the rest of the family nude)

The hockey players wear Red and White (Templar colors) and Blue and Orange (Zionist colors, also Black and White since they are on opposite sides of the color spectrum)

Santa's Little Helper (dog/Sirius) takes Maggie over to 4 other dogs forming a star of Isis/Sirius, SLH then rips off Maggie's diaper and replaces it. Didn't need to see that.

SLH brings Maggie a baby bottle which appears more like a phallus after Homer squirts it on his wrist (?).

Lard Lad Donuts (Torus) is shown.

More toruses as a flaming pile of tires is shown.

Homer takes Maggie into Moe's Tavern (with the masonic windows, placed next to King Toot's music store)

Maggie's Crown syncs with an 8-Rayed Chaos Dartboard (Maggie's hair also has 8 points) while she sits on a Triangle with two pillars (halves of a billiard cue)

Krazy Kat Lady appears and throws cats at Moe (when is she not throwing cats?)

Moe says "Oh Frabjulous day, Kaloo Kalay!

Moe brings up Heinrich Himmler

3 mean kids (the three ruffians of Masonic lore) threaten Maggie with abuse

This episode is turning into something probably more appropriate for Pseudo-Occult Media to cover as Maya appears, looking more like a child prostitute than a "little person"

Aaaaand I'm done with this, Moe is now kissing her, the implied subtext is making me want to throw up. Seems to be happening more and more lately, I don't have the stomach for this stuff...



Wtf.

2 comments:

Atareye said...

WTF is right.... Toooooo creepy.... Nickelodeon owns the Simpson's so if you want to connect kids directly to the Simpson's there ye go.

WV linve

skrambo said...

your WV can be arranged to spell out "Evil N(ickelodeon)", lol. I didn't know that, btw...

I honestly wasn't expecting it to go that far but I guess I should have, since she is wearing a red dress (scarlet whore) and all. Still haven't watched the rest of the episode.