Thousands of dolphins block Somali pirates
THOUSANDS of dolphins blocked the suspected Somali pirate ships when they were trying to attack Chinese merchant ships passing the Gulf of Aden.
China Radio International reported the Chinese merchant ships escorted by a China's fleet sailed on the Gulf of Aden when they met some suspected pirate ships. Thousands of dolphins suddenly leaped out of water between pirates and merchants when the pirate ships headed for the China's.
The suspected pirates ships stopped and then turned away. The pirates could only lament their littleness befor the vast number of dolphins. The spectacular scene continued for a while.
It's 4/20 but I got my "festivities" done yesterday. It's pretty amazing how non-addicting cannabis is considering how enjoyable it is, the only thing that really sucks to not have now is cigarettes. They cost more in Michigan than probably anywhere else in the country, and they are kind of like my currency now. I am a prisoner, right...? I remember a conversation which ended in me expressing my disgust for the fact that we have to work to sustain a corrupt system, and the other person said "sometimes you just have to bend over and take it up the ass" to which I respond "I don't want to take it up the ass!". They didn't say anything about it after that, either they were making a joke on my behalf ("only gay people openly protest!") or embarrassed that the logic they had been using included taking it up the ass.
Now for a creepy picture of a politician jumping into a "spongecube pit" full of little girls in swimsuits. *shudder*
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