Joker Slayings in Farmville

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Ex-detective's occult expertise sought in Farmville slayings

Pentagrams, goat heads, the Church of Satan. Don Rimer knows a lot about such things.

The retired Beach police detective is an expert on occult crime and has been called by Virginia State Police to go to Farmville to help analyze the deaths of four people whose bodies were discovered Sept. 18 [9/9/9] in the small college town west of Richmond.

"I'm sure they want me to help them understand what they have.... This is a unique case for them," Rimer said. "They're going to be asking me a lot of questions."

Richard Alden Samuel McCroskey III, 20, of Castro Valley, Calif., was arrested Sept. 19 at Richmond International Airport and has been charged in the killings of his girlfriend, Emma Niederbrock, 16; her parents, Longwood University professor Debra Kelley and estranged husband Mark Niederbrock, and Emma's friend Melanie Wells, 18.

Their bodies were found in Debra Kelley's house in Farmville. A week before their deaths, the four victims had gone to a music festival in Michigan that featured "horrorcore" artists performing music about raping, killing and mutilating people.

There's an interesting Facebook sync here, as an application that many use on there (including Psychonaut Steve Willner) is called "Farmville". The (dare I use the term) "Horrorcore" thing is about Insane Clown Posse and their fans known as Juggalos, trailer park dwelling agents of chaos, and this is somewhat related to the Trans-Canada Highway bus decapitation of last year where the "victim" (really, they're just begging for it) was a Juggalo.

A couple of days ago my sister and her Juggalo boyfriend were kicked out of our house, which is great, because it turns out her boyfriend had been openly threatening to beat me up behind my back for a while (like a pussy) and said he "owned our house" (not sure what that's supposed to mean), and they were basically causing hell for everyone in our house. The night they were kicked out, the boyfriend actually got in a fight with my younger sister (I have two sisters, one older, one younger) and knocked her out for a minute or so. This was all at 5 in the morning btw, if I had known I would have personally made sure he didn't leave with all his teeth. My older sister is back, unfortunately, but luckily the Juggalo probably won't be back. He owns our house, sure... Prick.

These "juggalo" people are what I would consider the lowest of the low. They are the epitome of white trash, and I happen to be in their headquarters. It's a similar feeling to Josh from Troll 2 learning he's in Nilbog, the kingdom of the Goblins (because it's Goblin spelled backwards). I'm not sure what the occult aspect of their music is, but recently I've gotten "mind control" vibes from what they do and their huge following, so perhaps this poor sap was triggered into killing his 16 year old girlfriend and her parents when they were at the show. They have their own stupid spiritual belief system or something, but really it's about being a parasitic, violent waste of space. I'd like to look more into it, but I'm cramming so many bad movies into my schedule (next up: Rise of the Gargoyles which is a Sci-Fi original made a month before the channel's name change this year, and Pocket Ninjas, which is in the number 1 spot on IMDB's bottom 100 list) that the bad music will have to wait.

edit: I changed the original title of the post ("Jokers slain in Farmville") because there weren't any actual juggalos killed, it was one of them doing the murdering.